~~~Eat That Sock RPG 2!~~~
 ~Betrayal at Torahg'har~

CONTENTS
I Introduction
II Controls
III Characters
IV Continents
V Credits
VI FQA
VII Translation Issues/Known Bugs

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I Introduction

One night, Sock-Bill and Sock-Junior experience unsolicited feelings of pure joy. Immediately they are plunged into a battle with Zath, a creature that claims to be purest good. Zath tells Sock-Bill and Sock-Junior to destroy her so that one "Zoth" may not live.

Thus begins Eat That Sock RPG 2!, taking the party across the island of Sockae and even to the continents beyond!


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II Controls
ETSRPG2 is proud to utilize the GlitchTech 2.1 Battle System from CanjTech Corp.

When you enter a battle, you'll see roughly this:

<defend> YOU <attack> with a red circle around "defend." Move this either right to attack or left to defend. Press enter to confirm these. After you have made your move, the enemy will make its. After this, the next party member will appear for commanding. Go through this cycle until the battle is complete. You can "turbo battle" by holding down enter, causing two to three socks to drop and two to three shots to be fired against you in a single turn.


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III Characters

SOCK-BILL is returning from the previous game. He starts with HP 50.

SOCK-JUNIOR is from ETS2! and ETSFX!. He starts with 50 HP.

MYRKOR is a phantom from the land of phantoms, which is in the continent of Euralia.  After returning to his homeland after terrorizing Sockae in ETSFX! and ETSC!, he was captured by an enemy.

DVORAK is a wizard from the Wasted Continent, which is southeast of Euralia. Her father is renowned for his goodness, and he is believed to in fact be pure good.

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IV Continents

There are four continents in ETSRPG2, including Sockae, where all previous ETS games took place. Sockae is shaped like a monster with an eye poking out and an open mouth.  To get off it you need to procure a ship.

Euralia is southeast of Sockae. It is shaped oddly, with semi-spirals and arms poking out. It's about three times as big as Sockae. Its south is the Land of Phantoms, whence hails Myrkor, and its north is controlled by an ancient and evil guild.

To the southeast of Euralia is the Wasted Continent. Its vasts expanses of desert harbor various mysteries and Wizards. The tower in the southwest is controlled by a guild much more ancient than the one in Euralia, and much more powerful...

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V Credits

Original Eat That Sock Concept - Canjo
Original Eat That Sock RPG 2 Conecpt - Canjo
Music - vgmusic.com
Plot - Canjo
Character Design - Canjo
GlitchTech v2.1.2400 Battle System - CanjTech Corp.
Map Designer - Canjo
Event Programmer - Canjo


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VI FQA
(frequently questioned answers)

A: I have no idea.
Q: What is Torag'har?

A: So it looks centered beneath the title.
Q: Why is Torag'har spelled with an extra H in this file?

A: What? You don't know English?
Q: Why can't I understand what people are saying?

A: Go fight for SP.
Q: I need help beating X boss.

A: Ask me on IRC (whitewinged-angel.com [6667], #banjo-kazooie, usually available 4-8 PM)
Q: I don't know where to go.

A: I agree.
Q: WTF?

A: Too bad.
Q: I don't understand the plot.

A: You can't.
Q: How do I stop the random battles?!

A: I have no idea how to fix it.
Q: When I'm walking in a town I suddenly stop as if I've run into something, but I haven't!

A: Instead of letting yourself die, close the window, restart the game, and go to Continue, and your game will not be deleted.
Q: No fair! I lost all my progress when I died!


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VII Translation Issues/Known Bugs

Our friends at CanJap Translations, who made the supurb re-translation of ETSRPG Hardtype, unfortunately were killed in a tragic incident involving five jars of pickles and a bag of Ramen Noodles. So we had to go back to the insane guy living in a shack whom we used for the translation of ETSRPG, and needless to say, it's not very high quality.

Some mistakes our cursory examination found:
* Zot and Zat should be Zoth and Zath, or, given the original pronunciations, Zoss and Zass. Maybe Zass wouldn't have been so great, though.

* I think he just went insane with the Girl Scout rank names, but they're funny enough that I'll pretend it was my own ingenuity.

* He managed to completely axe Zoth's and Zath's back-story. Oh well!

* In some places, he forgot to translate altogether, and just left the japanese text in. Since this program's code is Americanized, it can't use those characters, so they appear as ?s. This doesn't happen anywhere important, however.

Known bugs:
* "Weird Sock Junior" appears in some levels after you defeat the boss. Ignore him.

* When you start a new game and first appear on the map, you will appear where you last left in your previous game.



